Suede multi-coloured platform heels, hanging w/Whitnasty, listening to Post, and drinking a pint glass sized Tanqueray&Tonic (extra lime).
Fridays are so (s)exciting.
“I like the idea of some sexual deviant being totally obsessed with me.”
Whiskey time. Grooving. My blurry brain is telling me secrets.
I’m thinking … I need a superhero costume for my Betty Harlot shenanigans. Something pink, shiny, with matching platform heels and a disgraceful amount of glitter.
My inner self is a drag queen.
I’m not entirely sure if I should be ashamed of that.
I used to be able to comment on my own posts. Now? Not so much. If you leave me a comment and I don’t answer, don’t take it personally.
Tumblr + Betty Harlot ninja fight…
So. Oddly enough, I was sorted into Slytherin (I always thought I was a Ravenclaw… Hmmm)
Wand - 10 in, Sycamore, Unicorn Core, Slightly Springy.
Sometimes, when I’m drinking heavily, I transform into her… dahhhhlings.