Trashed Tales from Your Favourite Harlot

Suede multi-coloured platform heels, hanging w/Whitnasty, listening to Post, and drinking a pint glass sized Tanqueray&Tonic (extra lime).

*puuuuurrrrrrs*

Fridays are so (s)exciting.

“I like the idea of some sexual deviant being totally obsessed with me.”

Whiskey time. Grooving. My blurry brain is telling me secrets.

I’m thinking … I need a superhero costume for my Betty Harlot shenanigans. Something pink, shiny, with matching platform heels and a disgraceful amount of glitter.

My inner self is a drag queen.

I’m not entirely sure if I should be ashamed of that.

Love&disco,
The Betty

I used to be able to comment on my own posts. Now? Not so much. If you leave me a comment and I don’t answer, don’t take it personally.

Tumblr + Betty Harlot ninja fight…

placeyourbetsladiesandgentlemen

So. Oddly enough, I was sorted into Slytherin (I always thought I was a Ravenclaw… Hmmm)

Wand - 10 in, Sycamore, Unicorn Core, Slightly Springy.

Niiiiiiiiiice.

Sometimes, when I’m drinking heavily, I transform into her… dahhhhlings.