December 2010
11 posts
When Parents Text: Survivor →
wow…
Oh Tumblr, how I missed thee...
X-Mas was very X-MESSY! (har. har. har. I’m punny!)
Icky news: Good ol’ fashioned fueding, storming out before I even got to take home leftovers (including my Mama’s lover-ly country gravy…), and stupid snow messin’ up my steeze. Plus I had to bail on my fab cousin, Miss Stacey Harlot, for post X-Mas shots of Jack. Boo. Bad form on my part!
Better news: I got to...
The Betty Harlot challenge
… is a quad shot o Jack while I’m playing. Yes indeed I’m drunky faced. Rocking the ale house right now. Preparing for a confession. Loooove your facehead. Yup…
sweetbush asked: LOL and welcome to my life darling. I miss you lots<3
mzlezlaloo asked: love the tattoos and brass knucks necklace!! excited for your trashy tales! welcome to tumblr bitch :)
Insert creepy inappropriate war story here
Ok. So. This older fella who totally validated my fear of strangers was close talking me at The Checkerboard tonite. I, being a sweetie, listened to his grotesque war stories while nodding and smiling.
My musical pal, Mr Paul Martin, was playing me a bunch of Elliot Smith songs when I ended up having a stranger danger moment.
He was a sweet old man though…
I better get some sleep. I’m...
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, I've got a new...
Patti LaBelle, you epic songstress! This is my new anthem, oh yes indeedy.
After serious contemplation and some back and forth style pacing around my teensy weensy apartment I finally had my EUREKA moment. Attitude is everything. I’ve been so chronically moody and pouty lately that I’ve been absolutely no fun to be around!
My mood swings are increasing, my self worth is decreasing,...
I can't believe I'm doing this...
Goodbye life. Hello Tumblr.
xxx
